Description: I think Nathan should have just gone towards the light - er food dehydrator. I hear prunes are making a come back.
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Description: At least they look thorn-less. But that just isn't making me feel any better.
Description: Jackie enjoys having a good time, but people don't always enjoy having a good time with Jackie.
Description: Is he covered in his own jam? How horrifying.
Description: I'm gonna tell you something brother - you don't want anything to do with this fruit.
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Description: Roddy is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. I'm not sure what "it" is but I think we should all just go along with it.
Description: Yea so, Adam is going to need you to run away slower, as he has no legs - only feat. Thank you in advance.
Description: What does an undead watermelon think about?
Description: Gary won't talk about much more than the great cherry burning of '95. I heard it was pretty tough for cherries that day, but it was a tasty day none the less.
Description: I know you love avocados but please, in the name of all that is holy, please don't eat this one.
Description: Things have been happening out on your counter at night. I think ripeness is the least of your worries now...
Description: I think he is making an offer you best not refuse.
Description: My best advice is to pick one eye and just focus on that when you talk to her.
Description: He seems to have you in his sights... I'd be worried.
Description: So Earl is already dead and, well Dale's along for the ride.
Description: She was hoping to get a good squeeze, but now she only longs for a roll in the compost bin.
Description: Tommy has been feeling pretty proud of himself since that bird incident.
Description: Prunes you say, oh Alfie is way worse than any prune. It's all about un-dead plums man.
Description: I think Steve is chocolate covered... oh wait no - never mind.
Description: He thinks that face is attractive, but poor Phil is a strawberry only a Robin could love.
Description: Jerry hasn't been quite right since the great harvest of 2020
Description: What a cutie - I'm really unsure about those strawberries though.